CANDIDATE: Milly d'Abbraccio
OFFICE: Seat in city hall of Rome
CONTROVERSIAL POSITIONS: Her campaign poster, for one.
SUGGESTED SLOGAN: "Ass, what your country can do for you."
CANDIDATE: Marilyn Chambers
OFFICE: Vice President of U.S. (2004, 2008)
CONTROVERSIAL POSITIONS: Free Skinemax for everyone!
SUGGESTED SLOGAN: "She'll go both ways to get the job done."
CANDIDATE: Cicciolina
OFFICE: Italian Parliament (1987-1992) [She actually won!]
CONTROVERSIAL POSITIONS: Famously offered to let Saddam Hussein smash
SUGGESTED SLOGAN: "She knows how to win an erection."
