Miss 2008 Kirsten Haglund with three friends who wish she would drop dead.
One of America's favorite sexist pastimes concludes Saturday night with the crowning of a new Miss America, live on TLC. Yeah, we ain't gonna watch it either (although the tagline "Who Goes Down? Who Gets the Crown?" has us a little intrigued), and to save you the time as well, we've scouted out the five most likely winners. Cue the fake tears ladies!
Miss New York: Leigh-Taylor Smith
• "Talent": Vocal
• Favorite Food: Cupcakes with buttercream icing
• Career Ambition: "To become an interior designer"
• Offensive Comment Fun Fact: The former Miss Brooklyn actually hails from Virginia and only goes to school in BK (she lives in Manhattan). Perhaps a community service project clearing Coney Island of its whitefish is in order.
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DeShawn Stevenson January 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Miss Tennessee is a dead ringer for that one slutty chick from Paris Hilton BFF show
Donal June 24th, 2010 at 08:12 AM
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