Get To Know AVN's Best New Starlets

Saturday's on its way, which can only mean one thing: yes, the annual Adult Video News Awards! Capping the weeklong AVN Expo (it's the Comic-Con of porn!), the awards bring the entire flesh industry under one enormous surgically enhanced roof to celebrate the very best of anal-themed series, tranny POV, and other things we're frankly too squeamish to ever want to see. Seriously, the nominations list is 45 pages long. But one of the most exciting awards is always Best New Starlet, which in the past has been bestowed upon budding superstars like Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick and Stormy "No, I'm Not a TV Weatherman" Daniels.

We're not about to predict this year's winner, mostly because we haven't heard of most of them, but we're gonna go ahead and put you on game. This way, come Monday, when all your coworkers are gathered around the water cooler, you can drop a gem like "I gotta say, I thought Jayme Langford was a lock thanks to her scene in Muff Bumpers 5." And then you'll probably get fired, but at least everyone in your office will know that YOU REALLY REALLY KNOW PORN.

Click here to get familiar with all the nominees...