Finding the perfect restaurant in any city is a challenge. In New York, it appears that a new restaurant opens its doors everyday, creating an over-saturated environment that can overwhelm the average eater. Fear not! Combing through some of the most insightful hilarious, "brief" restaurant reviews on MenuPages.com is the perfect way to navigate your options without actually learning anything. There are some truly absurd entries written by experienced patrons/bitter urban skeptics who have clearly encountered one-too-many culinary cautionary tales at questionable food establishments. Caustic with petty aggravations sprinkled throughout, these are the 9 most hilarious (least helpful) reviews on MenuPages. Prospective eaters, rejoice.
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