Police Find Party in Teen's Rectum Following Drunk Driving Arrest

Police Find Party in Teen's Rectum Following Drunk Driving ArrestImage via ABC 27

Police and doctors in Hanover, Penn. made a shocking discovery after a teenager drunkenly crashed his car last month. 

On Dec. 1, 18-year-old Christopher Scheller drove off the road in Heidelberg Township and smacked into a tree. After being taken to a local hospital, an X-ray revealed something strange in his rectum: Four necklaces, four bracelets, a socket wrench and 11 women's rings. Oh, and a bag of synthetic weed, of course. 

Scheller reportedly stole the merchandise from a home and decided his rectum was the safest place for them. Aside from being drunk, he most likely crashed because he had somebody's mom's jewelry drawer in his ass. How does one drive like that? Anyway, he was ultimately charged with DUI and theft.

[via Gawker']

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