Baltimore Man Makes Hilarious Craigslist Plea for Taco Bell

Baltimore Man Makes Hilarious Craigslist Plea for Taco BellImage via Wikimedia Commons

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Being drunk, snowed in and uniquely in need of Taco Bell constitutes as desperate times for some people. One man who decided to seek help from the Internet created a Craigslist post requesting Taco Bell because he just needed it that badly:

Guys it's snowing like a bitch outside, I've had a few drinks too many, and my shitty little hybrid douchemobile can't possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I'll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.

From the opening statement to admitting that his need for tacos was "totally unmanageable," this guy is a real charmer. He even offers a 7-layer burrito to whoever asks nicely, as well as the opportunity to play video games with him on the condition that you aren't a rapist. 

No word on if anyone came to his rescue, but his effort was hilariously valiant.

[via Uproxx and Craigslist]

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