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Keep it 100 with superiors.

Upper management types are, often times, imprisoned by loveless marriages and red wine dependency, which makes them vulnerable to making poor life decisions when they’re off the clock. That said, banging a higher-up could empty a full clip into your career track. Far be it from us to tell you that you can’t boof your boss like a Lisa Ann porn scene incarnated, but prepare yourself for the prejudicial fallout. 

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