So Maybe Americans Aren't That Great at Passing Drug Tests

So Maybe Americans Aren't That Great at Passing Drug TestsImage via The Smoking Gun

There's never really an opportune time for a condom to break, is there? 

Last Friday, 25-year-old Dejon Wallace was taking a court-ordered drug test at the Monroe County Probation Office in Pennsylvania when a probation officer heard the sound of liquid hitting the floor, then saw liquid all over the floor in front of the urine-soaked Wallace. 

A criminal complaint obtained by The Smoking Gun says that Wallace admitted to trying to use a condom containing someone else's urine to pass his test, as he had just just used heroin the day before. He'll next appear in court on Dec. 16, and not only did he violate his probation, he made a mess. The facility should've made him clean it up.

It's the least he could've done.

[via The Smoking Gun]

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