Sour Patch Kids
These are painful to eat in large quanities. Attempts to escape without a toothache and inner mouth cuts will be fruitless. But they're so so tasty that all of the strange contorted faces and mouth injuries in the world could not keep you from consuming every single tart, flourescent, vaguely human-shaped candy in the bag. You win, Sour Patch Kids. Even Method Man concedes.