All Day Breakfast
The combination of eggs, Canadian bacon, and an English muffin seems specifically concocted for a person who wakes up at noon reeking of Jameson. So why, for the love of Yeezus, do fast food restaurants cutoff breakfast one second after 11 a.m.? Sure, our country's marred by The National Debt and Flo Rida remixes, but extended breakfast hours for fast food restaurants is our most pressing domestic issue. Do your patriotic duty, fast food purveyors of America, and make perfectly toasted croissants an all-day affair.