You can class it up and have nerdgasms about it, but beer will never be wine. Wine suffers from a stigma, especially from younger drinkers, who think that it's for old people. Old and very lonely people. This is far from true ("..and I'm beasting off the Riesling"-Kanye), but beer and wine should be appreciated individually for their awesomeness. First We Feast created this list of 10 reasons why beer shouldn't be compared to anything but itself. After you're finished, hit the bar and enjoy one of the two, but not both.
You know the drinking rules.
[via First We Feast]