The summer's coming to an end, which means it's time to dust off the beer bong and prepare for a grueling semester at your student loan creditor of choice. If you're entering your first year of higher education, then you also need to prepare for an extreme lifestyle change. Your mom's not there to wake you up for school. Your dad's not there to throw you a $20 bill, and your delinquent older brother Curtis isn't there to roll your dutches, either. In other words, you're on your own. But to help you prepare for your inevitable trysts, downfalls, and molly overdoses, we present our complete guide to surviving your freshman year of college.