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A Complete Guide to Getting Ejected From a Stadium While Tailgating

General YOLO-ing

How you'll get busted: Standing naked on the roof of an RV proudly swinging state's flag
Penalty: An evening in the drunk tank and an incriminating clip on YouTube that will haunt you forever

You wake up at 6 a.m. and immediately start beer bong-ing until kickoff. The afternoon is a haze to you, but every humiliating moment has been captured and shared with a series of disgraceful Vine videos. There's the one of you swinging on a security guard, another one where you projectile vomit into a bowl of potato salad, and—most embarrassing of all—the one where you're doing naked handstand push-ups in front of a pair of police officers with their guns drawn. This will be the last time you pop molly before noon.

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