1. Don't Do Physically Impossible Things
Municipal code for the city of Atlanta states "It shall be unlawful...for any dancer to, by bending, stooping and other postural movements, display the interior of the dancer's anus or vagina." The slightest familiarity with female anatomy should make it obvious that displaying the interior of the vagina or anus 1) not only can't be accomplished by any "postural movements" and 2) does, in fact, usually require a speculum, or at the least, digital penetration. One wonders if this was previously a (beg your pardon) widespread performance technique on Atlanta's stages.