32. Franklin Field
Current teams: Philadelphia Atoms
Harvard and Yale both beaten by Penn?! That's right—come see us, Skull and Bones! (Just kidding, no way we're fucking with you crazy fuckers.) Franklin Field is the oldest stadium in the country, and it's not hard to get tickets because, really, who cares about Penn football? Also, there's tons of places to do illicit drinking nearby. Or so we were told.