Doritos Ramen Salad
Doritos and ramen salad sounds simultaneously disgusting, delicious, and nutritionally worthwhile. Well, at least two out of three isn't bad. If you're wondering how Doritos and ramen can make a salad for reals, it can't. But what it can make is a weird kind of nachos complete with ground beef and shredded cheese. There's no vegetables in this "salad," so its toddler and stoner college student approved.