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Poconos, Pa.

Travel time: 1hr 45min
What to bring: Hiking boots and insect repellent
Best for: The adventurous type

Whether you're looking to take in some full-throttle NASCAR action at the raceway, or just some R&R in the backcountry, the Pocono Mountains in Pa. is where you want to be. Hit up one of many all-inclusive resorts like Woodloch Pines for a round of golf, or get in some water skiing while the ol' ball and chain soaks in the sun rays on the beach. If you're looking for an escape of the pitch-a-tent variety, there are plenty of campsites to choose from. Just remember to pack a big enough tent. Considering you'll be in the presence of a female, the extra space will come in handy for whatever kinky shit you want to try out there in the wilderness. After all, what happens in the woods, stays in the woods.

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