Every summer, droves of recent graduates take the job market by storm. Riddled with anxiety and crippled by loan debt, these thirst buckets jump at the first offer of gainful employment without considering the consequences. As a result, the workforce is flooded with people who are miserable, broken, and pigeonholed into a career path that’s nearly impossible to escape. Before you know it, they’re spiking their coffee with whiskey to get through their kids’ Little League games and wolfing down Big Macs in the office restroom just to escape. Our advice? It'll be decades until you can retire, so don't accept a "real job" without being prepared.