How to Lose Your Summer Fling in 10 Easy Steps

9. Text 100 Times a Day

Don't let the summer time crunch turn you into a frenzied high school senior with a boner. Yes, your relationship only has a 12 week window, but keep your head. Calm that urge to drunk text Drake lyrics after a few Corona tallboys. We know it's hard, so we'll break it down for you≥.

If you get a text from your fling, wait 30 minutes before responding, and say you were on a friend's boat or running a rescue dog on the beach "just cause." Girls love that shit. Do ask questions about their day and set up a team to meet later. Don't respond with "k" or send an unsolicited picture of your dork. 

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