How to Lose Your Summer Fling in 10 Easy Steps

8. Lose Your Tan

This relationship is a whimsical byproduct of the season, don't destroy the fantasy by having a mid-July fall off. You put in a lot of hours at the squat rack and cut years off of your life soaking up harmful UV rays, but—cot damn—you look good in a pair of trunks. It would be a shame to let all that hard work and early stage melanoma go to waste. Yes, this is a shallow existence, but you're having a great summer.

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