How to Lose Your Summer Fling in 10 Easy Steps

10. Document Your Summer Fling Online

This is Summer Fling 101 stuff. Until you have that conversation about not boinking other people, refrain from tagging your fling in a picture of a heart you carved in the sand. You don't know what they have cooking, and things could get ugly for you if she's "on a break" from a backup linebacker at Vanderbilt. When she goes back to school, he's going to have questions about that heart in the sand, and you'll end up hanging by your ankles from a bridge. On the plus side, that POV shot of a football player dangling you over the Cumberland River is going to be an absolute banger on Instagram.

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