25. Wood Tavern
Address: 2531 NW 2nd Ave.
You may ask, what is a douche, and what makes us such experts at identifying them? Let's say you go to a bar, and an entire rugby team tries to talk you into giving them a piggyback ride. If you think that's a funny pick-up line, then you're a douche, and you'd fit right in at Wood Tavern. The most troubling part of this equation is that Wynwood artists actually think this place is cool. Shout out to the sedan they turned into a taco truck, because that's amazing, but sorry, this is still an wanna-be-artistic-douche bar. And no, that doesn't make it better.