24. Mango's Tropical Cafe
Address: 900 Ocean Dr.
Located on Ocean Drive, Mango's ropes in tourists with celebrity impersonators and steep cover fees. Mango's almost feels like an all-inclusive resort: There's all the bad food, cheesy entertainment, and turnt up bros you can stomach. But, if you indulge, you'll undoubtedly leave feeling sick and very ashamed of yourself. You're better off going somewhere else, ordering yourself one of those four-person margaritas with the beer bottle upside down, and calling it a night. The latter would result in a more exciting evening, trust.