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23. Dream

Address: 1532 Washington Ave.
Website: dreammia.com

Dream is home to a hyper-specific genre of Miami bros known as "pseudo-ghetto" that we didn't believe existed until we set foot in the place. We can only assume that the main aim of this space is to give club-goers a complete sense of disorientation. Because, between the strobe lights and the thick, smoky haze, it's dangerously easy for strange humans to enter your personal space, and subsequently assault it. Avoid Dream, and disassociate from anybody who makes mention of this spot without terror in their eyes and/or sarcasm in their hearts.

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