20. Blue Martini
Address: 900 S Miami Ave #250
Middle-aged single moms, where you at? Right here, unfortunately. And what attracts thirsty douches more than a slew of leathery MILFs? Nothing. OK, we'll stop answering our own questions now. Wait, one more: Are you the kind of guy who likes to get driven home from the bar in a minivan? Yes? OK, this is your spot, Sparky.