13. Automatic Slims
Address: 1216 Washington Ave.
Critically acclaimed for their hot bartenders, and nothing else, Automatic Slims is a last-resort for those with good taste. For those lacking the latter, know that the stripper pole has an age limit, and that no one under 30 has placed their limbs on it before. With the ambiance of a greasy spoon combined with a bowling alleys' decor, this place has the potential to be the next spot your mom meets a very bad OkCupid date at. But be warned—those that show will come thirsty, and we're not talking for drinks.