Take a "cruise" on the Staten Island Ferry.
Neighborhood: Battery Park
Address: 4 South St.
Overpriced "handcrafted" cocktails are cool every once in awhile. But sometimes a bottom-shelf vodka-and-cranberry aboard a boat—excuse us, a ferry—is just what the doctor ordered. Particularly if you've already won her over, and are in a place where fun takes precedent over flossing. Grab your sunglasses and mingle with tourists as you get toasted crossing the water. Enjoy an unmatched glimpse of the city's skyline and unobstructed views of the Statue of Liberty. Share a bag of pretzels and you've got yourself the perfect low-key afternoon.