The Exalted One
If your school has a compass point in its name, just click to the next slide. But if you don't go to Western Mississippi Technical College, then you probably have someone on the faculty with a national pedigree. In most cases, educators of this caliber are too busy chasing grant money and peddling New York Times best sellers to be bothered with class. But your parents will brag insufferably to their coworkers about your studying under the renowned Professor Always-on-TV.