How to Piss Off Your Co-Workers in 15 Easy Steps

15. Use the Microwave Frequently

Forget gas station bathrooms or the quinoa bar at Whole Foods, the single most disrespected public apparatus is the office microwave. Even when it's not being used, that vintage Quasar smells like a decade's worth of burnt Lean Cuisine and tainted salmon. If you use it to heat up some Chipotle, you'll awaken the volatile chemical compounds of 10,000 rancid Spaghetti O's and your burrito will taste like charred popcorn. There are no winners, just a common area that stinks worse than Hangover III and a nearby cubicle workstation full of pissed off temps. 

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