How to Piss Off Your Co-Workers in 15 Easy Steps

12. Adopt an Annoying Catchphrase

If you think yelling "fudge crackers!" in frustration is more work appropriate than swearing, you're out of your fucking mind. When Nicki Minaj spazzes in a British accent, it makes us want to fall on a pen. It's twice as annoying when you do it and we have unlimited access to sharp office supplies. But the worst, THE WORST, is the middle management type with a full clip of at-the-end-of-the-day's at their disposal. If you have something you say more than twice per day, a piece of your co-workers' soul dies every time it's spoken. Unless you’re Urkel, drop the catchphrase.

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