12. Adopt an Annoying Catchphrase
If you think yelling "fudge crackers!" in frustration is more work appropriate than swearing, you're out of your fucking mind. When Nicki Minaj spazzes in a British accent, it makes us want to fall on a pen. It's twice as annoying when you do it and we have unlimited access to sharp office supplies. But the worst, THE WORST, is the middle management type with a full clip of at-the-end-of-the-day's at their disposal. If you have something you say more than twice per day, a piece of your co-workers' soul dies every time it's spoken. Unless you’re Urkel, drop the catchphrase.