Earlier this week, Japanese chef Miki Nozawa was allegedly beaten to death outside of a German nightclub because two customers were extremely unsatisfied with their fried noodles. The two men apparently left Nozawa's German island resort restaurant without paying, then happened to run into him at the club where he demanded they fork over 10 euros each for the bill they skipped out on. This led to a fight that got all of them kicked out of the club.
The angry customers beat the outnumbered Nozawa to the point of hospitalization. According to Flensburg state prosecutor Ulrike Stahlmann-Liebelt, he died as a result of internal injuries. The two suspects are still at large. No noodles are worth killing (or dying) over.