12. Professor Thom's
Neighborhood: East Village
Address: 219 2nd Ave.
Type of douche: Red Sox douches
Sometimes a bar hits you over the head with its douchiness. Professor Thom's isn't one of those places. The UMass hordes that congregate here seem congenial enough at first. But then you slowly put the perpetual Sam Adams specials and the dude ice grilling your Yankees hat together. You're in a Boston bar, and these people you formerly considered your new drinking buddies are actually Sox fans! Abort mission—we repeat, abort mission!