20. Dorrian's Red Hand
Neighborhood: Upper East Side
Address: 1616 2nd Ave.
Type of douche: Yuppy, entitled douches
Dorrian's has a long history of douchebaggery, so long in fact, that some call it an institution. But really, people have to stop using that term so loosely. The regulars at Dorrian's are primarily made up of two species: yuppies and the women who love them. Something about Dorrian's seems to awaken the sleeping beast in men who can't dance worth shit, which results in the saddest sight drunken eyes can ever see: grown men doing the robot to the latest Black Eyed Peas song.