6. Brass Monkey
Neighborhood: Meatpacking District
Address: 55 Little West 12th St.
Type of douche: The "I'm on the list" douche (who's not on the list)
Meatpacking rejects, the guys who are were denied entrance into one of the area's more upscale clubs like Le Bain or 1Oak, end up at Brass Monkey, which explains the high concentration of douche. Take a bruised-ego bro who still has some unfinished creepin' to do and put him in a bar with dozens of others just like him. Have them compete over a limited number of women. What do you get? A perfect storm of douche that results in dozens of bar fights. Dozens.