8. Naomi Campbell
Likely offense: Using technology to give you stitches
One can only hope that Naomi has put her violent past completely behind her, but who really wants to take that chance? She has a decade's worth of violent acts to account for and no one wants to take a smart phone to the dome on the way to the mailbox. Even if she's taken the fighting gloves off, her side-eye isn't a look of neighborly love.