2. Charlie Sheen
Likely Offense: Disturbing the peace with booze fests and porn star orgies
Christina Aguilera is moving in next to the bi-winning actor, so she must be about that life. She has no reason to be concerned with the steady flow of adult film stars, booze, and drugs in and out of the Sheen residence. Nope. Right next to Sheen is a great place to raise kids. Give it a few months and Xtina will be throwing joint barbecues with the man.