Likely offense: Teasing you with visions of Victoria's angels; leaving you no access to your garage
The only way you'd be able to tolerate A-Rod's nuisances is if you were a die hard Yankees fan. Even then, one can only take so much. Rodriguez's 20,000-square-foot Miami mansion has been the set of feature films and reality TV shows, and with big productions come big issues. Not only do his neighbors have to deal with trucks and trailers blocking the road, but they have to watch as Victoria Secret's Angels shoot commercials at his waterfront home. Wait, why are his neighbors complaining, again?