14. Dump your girlfriend.
Hairs done, nails done, everything big, but not at your expense. Cuffig' season has an end date for a reason. The weather kept you and wifey indoors during the colder months, so you were able to keep more money in your pockets. Now that Spring is here, your girl wants to get fancy and order a large frozen yogurt with unlimited toppings at Pinkberry. She must think you came into some drug money. Sit your girlfriend down and tell her, "It's not you, it's the economy." She may not understand, but she's going to have to accept it. Just be mindful of when you dump her. The breakup might actually end up costing you more.