5. Break up with your barber.
Your time at the barbershop is an opportunity for some shit talking and male solidarity. You only let one guy come within ten feet of you with a pair of clippers in his hand; loyalty over everything. It's not just about clean shape-ups; it's about community. Visiting the barber is such a regular part of your routine that you don't realize how much money you're shelling out. Invest in your own clippers, watch some online tutorials, and give yourself a fresh fade once a week.
Don't trust yourself with sharp objects? Grow your hair out. Girls love dudes with long hair.