1. Become a homebody.
The best way to save dough is to keep your ass in the house. Since you've given up online shopping, you aren't susceptible to buying random things based on impulse. You're chillin' at home sipping your tap water and eating your fried bologna, so you aren't dishing out money on food. You're forgoing the cover at the club and you've saved yourself round trip Metro fare all because your ass is home watching twerk videos online and cutting your own hair. Keep this up for a good six months and you'll have enough money in the bank to stunt on everybody when you move out of your mother's basement.