You're aggressive in the post.
You know that guy who was semi-athletic in high school, drank his way through a state college, and came back home with man boobs and a venereal disease? Well, you'll be annoyed to learn that he hasn't lost his eye of the tiger. He has a Kevin Garnett-like affinity for throwing elbows and talks more shit than a wine buzzed Donald Trump. This is the guy that stumbles through the lane, turns the ball over, and then yells at his team for not getting back on defense. Hopefully, lil' homie catches a Ron Artest elbow to the head.