California Police Need Help Identifying Criminal, Criminal Just Needs Help in General

California Police Need Help Identifying Criminal, Criminal Just Needs Help in General

Local law enforcement in Redding, CA has asked the public for assistance in apprehending a man who can only be described as the worst robber in the history of the game. In the video below, the morbidly obese man can be seen approaching a grocery store clad in pajama pants (that's your disguise?), then waddles away after a quick study. Is that a BAPE hoodie?

He returns wearing a mask and throws something at the glass sliding door. When it shatters as opposed to breaking, he flees. In true comedic fashion, he trips and falls while making his escape. Do yourself a favor and watch the video; there are so many hilarious moments, like the would-be burglar's extremely deep v-neck t-shirt.

[via Gawker]

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