Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Cereal
Peak Popularity: Late 1980s
Donatello and his crew dominated the themed-snack game in the mid-90s. Along with Ninja Turle Ice Pops and Ninja Turtle Ellios Pizza (get it?), they also had breakfast on lock. A rare hybrid of Chex and Lucky Charms, the cereal bits were almost effervescent when they came in contact with milk. Those amorphous, bite-sized marhsmallow bits looked nothing like turtles, but our hearts recognizes a ninja when it sees it. Tastes it. Whatever, you know what we mean.