You Never Leave Your Room
On the surface, being a social pariah doesn't seem like a horrible quality in a roommate. But just because you're out of sight, doesn't mean you're out of mind. In fact, it's just the opposite. When that door swings open, a fair-skinned, hairy-palmed leper emerges, and that's enough to put the whole apartment on edge. Don't be afraid to step out into the world, it's a pretty cool place.