5. Liver Preservation
For some, college does more harm than good. It's easy to spot them: on Sunday night, they're blackout drunk on the floor of a friend's apartment, dried vomit spattered all over their chins (and the carpet, why the carpet?), mumbling incoherently in some language spoken nowhere on Earth.
All the 'freedom' college offers is a jail sentence for some. If you're one of them, perhaps you should take on some real responsibility out of high school, something that will divert your imminent downfall. Either way, better to not waste your time with the whole education thing.