3. Medieval Times
Where: Locations Nationwide
A number of Medieval-themed bachelor party options are spread out across the country, but none of them feel quite like Medieval Times. The ability to combine the stale feeling of a chain restaurant with the ridiculousness of the Renaissance Faire makes Medieval Times one of the corniest places ever to spend thine dearest friend's final eve prior to his eternal indenture to his beloved. There is nothing quite like watching the jousts play out with all of the fanfare of professional wrestling while little league teams scream for more soda as they wash down their chicken legs. Be sure to buy some expensive mugs to commemorate your trip in the monstrous gift shop in front of the stadium.