5. A Haunted Strip Club
Where: Eugene, OR
If your fiancée allows you to plan your wedding around Halloween, this might be the place for you. In October, this strip club turns into a spooky, elaborate haunted house. On Halloween Weekend, the spook factor gets cranked up to eleven with a "Monster Masquerade Ball" and "Bloody Drink Specials." As if this weren't strange enough, there is also a bathtub and a shower in this all-nude club staffed largely by ladies putting themselves through the University of Oregon the hard way. If you can't make it during Halloween, don't worry, there are some other cheesy theme nights from time to time, including a pajama party and the "Stripper Olympics."