9. On a Golf Course
Where: Jacksonville, FL
Mark Twain famously referred to golf as "a good walk spoiled." We imagine the idea of a golf bachelor party would make him roll over in his grave. Though the unbearable lameness of spending this sacred bro-bonding ritual on the links is a common sight all over this great country, Florida is the epicenter of this deeply sad phenomenon. Jacksonville, Florida was also the site of a golf bachelor party gone wrong.
Golf Magazine reports that a more avid golfer, "attacked a group of six players gathered for a bachelor party" for "taking too long and disrespecting the course" So, if you are going to hit the links, be sure to protect your back nine.