Your Valentine's Day Gift, Decoded

Bodega Flowers

What it communicates: I'm looking for a creative way to break up with you.

Some people say that different colors of roses represent different emotions, but those are the same people who choose their significant other based on their star sign. An uneven balance between Scorpio and Sagittarius? FOH with that.

What you should know is this: Buying a bunch of wilted flowers from the corner store as you sprint to her apartment will not play out well. We understand roses are ridiculously overpriced, so it's acceptable (and even encouraged) to choose an offbeat bloom. But if you want to look like you've made an effort, that bouquet better be purchased from a florist.

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