47. The Reverse Pearl Neclace
What They Say: "To really blow his mind, break out the bling-bling and wear nothing but jewelry to bed: It'll fulfill his Vegas-showgirl fantasy. Graze the nape of his neck with your chandelier earrings. Slip on a stack of bangles and create a clamor under the comforter. Or skim your superlong strand of faux pearls up and down his legs. (Earn bonus points if you tie him to the bedpost with them.)"
What We Say: What man dreams of being draped in pearls? We're so confused.